A slave wondered the following:
"I can only dream of what it must be like to go on a date with you"
Heres your answer:
A date with me would go as follows: I would make you bring me to the most expensive place around, of course you know I deserve the best ;) Then I would start out with the most expensive glass of wine where you would only have faucet water. Then Id order an appetizer and you would maybe only get a taste. Then Id get the best steak on the menu while you sit there and watch. You would only be offered the fatty pieces (if any). Id of course order 1 to go for my dog at home because we know he is more deserving then you, duh!!! Then for dessert....Mmmmm something sweet to close the deal. Well if you were a real man desert would take its course at home, but your NOT so moving along....desert would consist of the best chocolate cake they had so rich and creamy it makes me orgasm!!!!!!! Hahahahaha Then of course Id go pick up my friends in the limo and youd walk home since you have no more money or credit cards left in your wallet since Ive taken them for a fun night out with my girls, all on your dime! Youd walk along the streets with a smile on your face and of course a boner you will need to fix when you get home, all from a fabulous night spent with a true queen!
I mean this is fucking heaven, dont you agree?!?!?!?!
"I can only dream of what it must be like to go on a date with you"
Heres your answer:
A date with me would go as follows: I would make you bring me to the most expensive place around, of course you know I deserve the best ;) Then I would start out with the most expensive glass of wine where you would only have faucet water. Then Id order an appetizer and you would maybe only get a taste. Then Id get the best steak on the menu while you sit there and watch. You would only be offered the fatty pieces (if any). Id of course order 1 to go for my dog at home because we know he is more deserving then you, duh!!! Then for dessert....Mmmmm something sweet to close the deal. Well if you were a real man desert would take its course at home, but your NOT so moving along....desert would consist of the best chocolate cake they had so rich and creamy it makes me orgasm!!!!!!! Hahahahaha Then of course Id go pick up my friends in the limo and youd walk home since you have no more money or credit cards left in your wallet since Ive taken them for a fun night out with my girls, all on your dime! Youd walk along the streets with a smile on your face and of course a boner you will need to fix when you get home, all from a fabulous night spent with a true queen!
I mean this is fucking heaven, dont you agree?!?!?!?!
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